Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Weekly Wednesday MFK: Doctor Who

I'm going to start with season one and two of the reboot for shits and giggles!


Girls:

Rose Tyler, Jackie Tyler, Harriet Jones

Guys:

Captain Jack Harkness, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor

My Take:

Girls:

Rose Tyler- Fuck. She's got DSL. Ha. Rose is a little too needy for me. While she was a great companion, she started getting jealous and smothering. And she doesn't listen at all. (ie. Father's Day)
Jackie Tyler- Kill. She annoyed me from the first episode to the last. I could definitely do without her whining and that obnoxious voice.
Harriet Jones- Marry. She's older, but she's competent and powerful. The woman's got ambition and it'd be an interesting ride.

Guys:

Captain Jack Harkness-Fuck. He's omnisexual, goddamnit. Harkness hits on EVERYTHING and you bet he's tried it every which way in the galaxy. Definitely good for a lay, but his eyes stray a bit too much for anything more serious.
9th Doctor-Kill. This breaks my heart, because he's actually my favorite doctor, but he's also the most distant. And had the least screen time from his short lived stint in season one. This is the war torn doctor and while he's amazing, I think he'd have a hard time settling down with a human.
10th Doctor-Marry. Brilliant. He's adorable, smart and all around amazing. It's hard not to fall in love with this doctor. Plus, he falls for Rose, which means he's capable of settling down, at least his not fully timelord self.

Miss Gallifrey's Take:

Girls:

Rose Tyler- Fuck. She's a chav London girl, so she's probably crazy in the sack.
Jackie Tyler-Marry. She's a tough lady so she'd defend and stand up for me all of the time...and we'd have fun arguments because we KNOW Jackie likes to argue.
Harriet Jones-Kill. Every time I saw her she would hold up her ID and state who she was. That would make me want to kill her alone.

Guys:

Captain Jack Harkness-Kill. Unfortunately kill, but he'd come back to life five minutes later, so it's all good!
9th Doctor-Fuck. He's an edgy dude and we would probably have crazy fantastic sex. (which he would say 'FANTASTIC' afterwards with a huge grin on his face)
10th Doctor-Marry. He's incredibly sweet and adorable. We'd have really fun adventures together...and if we part, he'd burn up a sun just to say goodbye. 



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