The Mortal Instruments
An excellent series of snarks and Shadowhunters, as one of my newer favorites, it definitely needed to take a spin in the MFK chair.
Girls: Clary, Isabelle, Maia
Guys: Jace, Magnus Bane, Alec
Clary- Marry.Well, if she could remain dedicated to Jace even when she thought they were siblings, that shows some commitment, right? Plus I have a soft side for redheads.
Isabelle- Fuck. Isabelle's a little firebrand and has the attention span of a fish, which would be fine for the bedroom, but no bueno for anything longer lasting.
Maia- Kill. Aside from her random backstory about hating pretty boys, she comes off as grumbly most of the time and just as biased as the rest of them.
Jace- Fuck. He knows how to flirt and play games which would definitely be an asset in the bedroom. Plus, if I had to deal with his impertinence all the time...he'd end up hung from the rafters.
Magnus Bane- Marry. Can you say free warlock services for life? Plus, he knows what he wants and isn't afraid to push a little. The glitter might get a little old after awhile, but you know he'd always change things up.
Alec- Kill. On top of being whiny about Magnus for most of the books, his wishy washiness is a turn off. Sorry Alec, you're getting das boot.
Clary- Kill. Sorry dear. But it's okay. I feel there would too much vanilla sex followed by lots of holding and what are you thinkings.
Isabelle- Fuck. The Fuck is pretty obvious in this one, Isabella. Sure she's gorgeous
but there's also something under the surface there, a little to much
potential cray-cray for me. I'm sure she's a great time in bed, she
carries a whip to go grocery shopping for gods' sake, so I can't pass up
the chance but I'm not sure if I'm up for helping her to work through
her 'issues', middle child syndrome and all that. I'd keep her in my
phone but I'm not sure if I'd accept a friend request on Facebook...
unless there were a lot of pictures.
Maia- Marry. hmmmm.... I'm gonna have to go with Maia. She just seems like she has
her shit a bit more together and she's already been through a lot so you
know she can handle herself. And she's a werewolf so hiking and camping
are probably totally her thing. And she's just got more sauce.
Jace- Marry. Sure, he's full of himself but what half angelic gorgeous looking
Olympic grade athletic seventeen year old demon slayer with superpowers
isn't? And unlike Magnus Bane, he's not eight hundred years old, he'll
grow out of it... eventually.
Magnus Bane- Fuck. Dude's way too out there to pass up a chance to see what kind of freaky
shit he's into. I'm almost tempted to say Marry, but he's just a little
too full of himself for my taste.
Alec- Kill. He's just too emo and mopey for me. I know some people like that kind of
thing but me, not so much. I'd much rather spend the next fifty years
dealing with Jace's assholery than tackle the cornucopia of neurosis
that's gonna spill out of that guy in his mid teens.