Time for Harry Potter to take another spin, this time with the adult good guys in the series!
Nymphadora Tonks, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley
Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Arthur Weasley
Nymphadora Tonks- Marry. Tonks is just....awesome. Between her excellent fighting abilities and ever-changing hair, she'd just be an incredibly fun person to bring along for the ride. Being married to her would never be boring!
Minerva McGonagall- Kill. Sorry McGonagall. While you had some badass moments, you played it safe much too often and therefore you fall under the guillotine today!
Molly Weasley- Fuck. She must have some charms in the sack. After all, look at how many children she popped out. Obviously Mr. Weasley managed to score one spicy redhead.
Sirius Black- Marry. He was wrongly locked up, but Sirius is a bad boy you can keep. After all, when he got the chance, he proved himself to be an excellent godfather to Harry.
Remus Lupin- Fuck. He's got to have a violent, wild side in the bedroom if a. he can keep Tonks happy and b. he turns into a werewolf.
Arthur Weasley- Kill. Poor, sweet, dear Mr. Weasley. He's an awesome character, although sometimes he needed to nut up a bit more. Unfortunately compared to the other two, he doesn't hold a candle.
Captain Redbeard's Take:
Nymphadora Tonks- Fuck. Why? Cos she's not old and would probably be good for a roll in the hay.
Minerva McGonagall- Marry. She's old and probably has good insurance.
Molly Weasley- Kill. Sorry Weasleys, but hey, half of you end up dead or injured so what's one more?
Sirius Black- Fuck. Arbitrary choice!
Remus Lupin- Kill. General wolfiness!!
Arthur Weasley- Marry. Because he's a ginger. Plus, I'm not marrying a werewolf.